The phrases are absolutely marvelous. My favorite is still not decided. It is a split decision between,
a. Raining harder than a double c*nted cow pissing on a tin roof
b. She’s so fine that I would suck the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the truck that took her underwear to the laundry,
or, not to be outdone by confusion, the short and simplistic,
c. I already dun did.
I must admit, I perceive you regulars to this site as people with very large computers and some of the worlds most sought after pocket protectors full of pens representing all the colours of the rainbow.
This thread is written in satirical humor. It is meant more for fun than research. It is not written to be offensive to y’all but if the cap fits ?????????????