Take No Chances

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Take No Chances

Post by Ken Greenwald » Wed Apr 15, 2020 6:26 pm

Donald Trump goes on a visit to Israel, where he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, "You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here in the Holy Land, for just $100." The diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home. The puzzled undertaker asks, "Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?" The American diplomats reply, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk."
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Ken Greenwald - April 15, 2020
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