None so blind...

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None so blind...

Post by Erik_Kowal » Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:35 am

A man goes to his doctor for an exam.

The doc, concerned about his patient's smoking, drinking and carousing, tells him he'll go blind if he doesn't immediately stop smoking, drinking and having sex.

A month later the man goes back for a follow-up appointment.

"Have you been following my orders?"

"Sorry, Doc. I looked around and figured that nothing I was seeing was as good as smoking, drinking and sex".
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