Sportsman’s Double

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Sportsman’s Double

Post by Erik_Kowal » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:34 pm

I met an older woman in the pub last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We had a couple of beers, and she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double.

“What’s that?” I asked. “It’s a mother and daughter threesome,” she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, “No, I haven’t”.

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, “Tonight’s your lucky night!”

We went back to her place. As we entered it, she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: “Mum... You still awake?”
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Post by Ken Greenwald » Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:15 pm

A most unfortunate disappointment! :)
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Post by Bobinwales » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:41 pm

Excellent. Absolutely excellent!
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Signature: All those years gone to waist!
Bob in Wales

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