Missing wife

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Missing wife

Post by Erik_Kowal » Mon Oct 01, 2018 7:38 am

Husband:
My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flooding yesterday and hasn't come home.

Sergeant at police ptation:
What's her height?

Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five feet tall.

Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant:
Color of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant:
Color of hair?

Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now... I can’t remember.

Sergeant:
What was she wearing?

Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?

Husband:
She went in my Jeep.

Sergeant:
What kind of Jeep was it?

Husband: (sobbing)
It's a 2010 Rubicon with Sprintex supercharger with intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 shocks,1350 RE reel drive shafts, Method 105 bead locks, Toyo 37" X 13.5" tires, Custom Olympic off-road front bumper, Olympic off-road rear bumper with tire carrier, Seward Radius 4s LED lights, Seward 12" LED light bar, 50" LED light bar with sPod LED switch pod with boost gauge, Rigid LED lights, 15# power tank, Rock Hard cage, Rock Hard under armor, Posion Spyder sliders, Posion Spyder crusher fenders, Posion Spyder evap armor, Posion Spyder extreme duty trans-mount crossmember, Bushwacker rear armor, 5.13 gears, Magnum 44 front axle, Off Road Evolution "C" gussets, Cobra 75 CB radio, Warn 10K winch on the front and 8K winch on the rear, Bartact seat covers, Delta Quad Bar xenon headlamps,Tantrum LED off-road rock lights, Teraflex HD tie rods, Teraflex Falcon steering stabilizer, Teraflex Alpine long control arms (front and rear), Teraflex 4" springs, Teraflex JK Performance slotted big rotor kit, TeraFlex Monster HD forged front adjustable trackbar, Teraflex front and rear brake line kit, Teraflex bump stops (front and rear), Surprise straps, Hothead headliner, Teraflex D-44 diff covers, Wild Boar grille, Rigid Ridge hood, Drake hood latches and a Tuffy security drawer...

(At this point, the semi-suppressed sobbing has turned into full-on wailing.)

Sergeant:
Don't worry, buddy. We'll find your Jeep.
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