Arriving shortly after lunchtime in a small town where he was due to give a lecture that evening, Mark Twain went looking for something to do for the rest of the afternoon.
When he asked at the general store for suggestions, the shopkeeper replied, "No, there ain't much happenin' here this afternoon. But if you stick around till tonight, I reckon there's some feller givin' a lecture. I've a-bin sellin' eggs all day!"
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