Country etiquette

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Country etiquette

Post by Erik_Kowal » Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:54 pm

A guy goes skinny-dipping in a country pond. The local gang of brats steals his clothes, but leaves his hat.

Holding the hat over his member, the fellow walks down the nearby road and up to a farmhouse to seek assistance.

A woman is sitting on the porch, reading. When she notices him, she bursts out laughing.

The man remarks, "If you were a lady, you wouldn't laugh."

She replies, "If you were a gentleman, you'd tip your hat."
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