Bruce forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift on the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"
The next morning his wife woke up and looked out the window to find a gift wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new set of bathroom scales.
Bruce has been missing since Friday.
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