For want of dreams

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For want of dreams

Post by Bobinwales » Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:51 pm

Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic insomniac who used to lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?
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Post by pingpong fan » Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:02 pm

Yes I did BobinAles, but it's STILL a good joke, no worse for the retelling.
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Post by kagriffy » Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:19 pm

That reminds me of a similar one: Did you hear about the dyslexic paranoid? He always has the feeling he's following someone!
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Post by Bobinwales » Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:10 pm

Perhaps you have heard of the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse
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Post by Bobinwales » Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:11 pm

Or of the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa?
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Post by Ken Greenwald » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:29 am

Which reminds me of the motto on the UFD (United Federation of Dyslexics) logo “DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!”

And then there's that old bumbper sticker "DYSLEXICS HAVE MORE NUF."

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Post by Erik_Kowal » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:33 am

I thought the United Federation of Dyslexics was known as the FUD.
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Post by Bobinwales » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:48 am

I do know that DNA is the National Dyslexia Association.
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