The Buddha was at a hot-dog stall.
"Make me one with everything."
The vendor handed the Buddha the hot dog he'd assembled — the bun, the dog, fried onion, ketchup, mustard, chili peppers — and said, "That'll be $4.50."
The Buddha tendered a $5 bill. The vendor put it away and started tidying his stand. The Buddha stood there with his hot dog, gazing at him.
"Can I help you?"
"I'm waiting for change!"
The vendor smiled.
"Change... Change comes from within."
We've created this area in the hope of seeing material ranging from some well-told (or well retold) jokes to original writing with a humorous slant, or anything else that might appeal to the kind of person who enjoys playing with words more than people. That probably means someone like yourself. N.B. -- Postings preceded by ** contain some sexual or risqué content. (Makes them easier to find.)
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