Today I was at the home improvement store buying a bag of gardening soil.
As I waited in line to pay for my bag of dirt, a guy behind me spoke up:
"You gonna do some planting?"
I turned to face him and replied:
"No, I'm buying my land back, one bag at a time. This time I'm getting a receipt."
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