A pretty woman lodges a complaint to her boss:
"A guy in the service seems to be obsessed by my hair, telling me relentlessly that they are nice, smooth, soft, and that he loves their scent"
"Well" replies the boss, "where's the problem? You should be proud and happy with that statement !"
"Yes, sir, but that guy is a dwarf!"
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