Limerick-rolling

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Limerick-rolling

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:10 pm

There once was a bard from Hong Kong
Who thought limericks went on too long.
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Post by Bobinwales » Sat Jan 11, 2020 10:51 pm

That is brilliant.
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Post by Erik_Kowal » Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:38 pm

:D

I once knew a man from Baku
Whose limericks stopped at line two.
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Post by Bobinwales » Sun Jan 12, 2020 6:57 pm

There was a man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When they told him so
He said "Yes I Know!
But I try to get as many words into the very last line as I can."
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Post by Erik_Kowal » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:03 pm

There was a young man
From Cork who got limericks
And haikus confused.
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Post by Erik_Kowal » Sat Jan 25, 2020 11:05 pm

Townsfolk need to abbreviate in
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn-
drobwllllantysilio-
gogogoch, but will go
The whole hog when the spring tours begin.
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Post by Bobinwales » Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:03 am

There was an old woman from Slough
Who developed a terrible cough.
So she drank half a pint
Of warm honey and mint,
But sadly, she didn’t pull through.
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