Sideboards
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:02 am
One of my all-time favourite movies is The Man Who Would Be King. It’s such great fun. The other night I was watching it for the umpteenth time. There is a scene early in the film where Peachy (Michael Caine’s character) is describing his mate, Danny (Sean Connery). He says, “He’s a big man with long grey sideboards.” Sideboards? I don’t know how I’d never noticed that before. In all the times I’d watched that movie I was sure I’d heard “sideburns”, which is what I’ve always known them to be called. “Sideboards” sounded so odd and then I realized that “sideburns” was no less odd. It turns out that this style was named after an American Union Army General, Ambrose Burnside who sported an impressive set of mutton-chops. Somehow, the name Burnside changed to sideburns and shortly after that, sideboards became a synonym. I don’t think the term sideboards really caught on (at least on this side of the pond). Most quotes I can find that refer to this type of facial hair as “sideboards” seem to be from the UK. I’m curious what the Wizards Across the Water call these things. I’m sure most folks here wouldn’t know a sideboard if they grew one. In fact, some of them wouldn’t even know a sideboard if they had one in their dining room “That? That’s a buffet.”