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Post by Archived Reply » Sat Oct 09, 2004 12:58 pm

No allogator tears!
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Post by Archived Reply » Sat Oct 09, 2004 1:13 pm

See you later. EA
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Post by Archived Reply » Sat Oct 09, 2004 1:27 pm

In a whale, crocidile. And that should be SEA you later. EE
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Post by Archived Reply » Sat Oct 09, 2004 1:41 pm

Based upon the Australian television we receive here, Steve Irwin, AKA Crocidile Hunter, says the way to determine the difference between a crocidile and an alligator is that a crocidile has a narrower snout and sharp pointy teeth displayed on the outside of his mouth.

But also according to Steve, "The only way to really be sure and bring in more viewers by crackee, is to jam your thumb up his bum and really piss him off."

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Post by Archived Reply » Sat Oct 09, 2004 1:56 pm

Bruce
I hate to mention this, but you spelt "alligator" correctly.
Crocidile Dunder
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Post by Archived Reply » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:10 pm

Well as luck would have it, Steve Irwin had another episode of his show, 'Crocidile Hunter', where he gave the way to determine the difference between an alligator and the ever elusive allogator.

According to the Crocidile Hunter, the only way to tell the difference is to jam your thumb up his bum and really piss him off, and depending upon the sound the animal makes you can tell if it is an alligator or allogator.

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Post by Archived Reply » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:25 pm

Didn't Pooh Bear have similar problems with woosels and weasels? I'd love to see Steve try to handle Tigger.

Do you think he could tell bosh from bush?
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Post by Archived Reply » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:39 pm

He can tell bosh from bush, and bong from bilabong.

He also did handle Tigger once, but they both had to be rushed to hospital due to severe head wounds. The toilet lid slammed down on them, when they were looking for pooh.

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Post by Archived Reply » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:53 pm

Is the aligator larger than the crocidile? Is the crocidile more agile than the aligator?
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Post by Archived Reply » Sat Oct 09, 2004 3:08 pm

why is it that crocidiles have cronicly shaped teeth?
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