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favorite sensational headline

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:46 pm
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Like: Headless Body Found In Topless Bar
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favorite sensational headline

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 6:01 pm
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From a hospital employee newsletter: "Romance that Began in the ER Was Consummated in the Hospital Chapel"

The editor swears she meant "Consecrated."

Lois Martin, Birmingham, AL July 8, 2002
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favorite sensational headline

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 6:15 pm
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The Variety classic about movies with rural themes:
Stix Nix Hicks Pix
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favorite sensational headline

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 6:29 pm
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Dewey Defeats Truman, Chicago Daily Tribune headline, November 3, 1948.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Stud Tires Out
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
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Ken Greenwald (Fort Collins, Colorado – U.S.A.)
7/9/02






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favorite sensational headline

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 6:44 pm
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The Sun 3/6/90 : HALF-MAN,HALF-GIRL MAKES SELF PREGNANT
The Sun 10/17/89 : GIRL,6,GIVES BIRTH TO QUINTS
Weekly World News 11/21/89: HITLER IS ALIVE!
last item followed by story "Frail 100-year old Fuhrer lives in mountains of Chile with Indians who treat him like
a LIVING GOD!
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favorite sensational headline

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 6:58 pm
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Not quite a headline, but a sign I saw today on one of those hideous illuminated do-it-yourself signage boards that infest the roadsides of the USA - in this case, under the canopy of a Phillips 66 gas station:
PRAY FOR ED'S RETIREMENT
Now if I were Ed I would be touched to know there were people out there who prized my welfare so much that they would be generous enough to proclaim it to all and sundry, even to all the anonymous transient trade merely passing through ...
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favorite sensational headline

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 7:13 pm
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I remember when I was a senior in high school, we had to take a course in Illinois history. While doing some research for a paper I was writing, I came across the story of a man from the small town of Oblong, IL who married a woman from the town of Normal, IL. A newspaper of the time allegedly ran this headline: OBLONG MAN TO WED NORMAL GIRL.
Reply from K Allen Griffy (Springfield, IL - U.S.A.)

favorite sensational headline

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 7:27 pm
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Which raises the question, what is a native of Normal called?
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Re: favorite sensational headline

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:55 am
by Erik_Kowal
If a man, a Normale; if a woman, a Normalette.

This week's World Wide Words email newsletter contains a reader-submitted caption to a Daily Telegraph website photo of British celebrity Ben John that illustrates rather splendidly (if possibly inadvertently) the English tradition of the studied insult:
"Unfortunately, his efforts to make it on Australian TV have not been particularly unsuccessful."