Worst excuses ever

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Worst excuses ever

Post by Erik_Kowal » Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:52 am

"I only meant to shout 'Fire!' " -- John Wilkes Booth

"I was only obeying orders". -- Adolf Hitler

"What can I say? I enjoy helping people". -- Bernie Madoff

"It was for their own good!" -- Pol Pot

"Two steps forward; one step back". -- Dr. Josef Mengele

"They prefer it". -- Dr Hendrik Verwoerd

"Doctor's orders!" -- Lance Armstrong

"I'm sorry, I don't see the problem". -- Typhoid Mary

"My wife made me do it". -- Joseph Stalin

"Who's counting?" -- Jimmy Savile

"I thought, 'What could possibly go wrong?' " -- Captain Francesco Schettino

"What's everybody looking at me for?" -- Gavrilo Princip

"I told 'em I can't sleep with the light on!" -- Mrs O'Leary's cow
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Re: Worst excuses ever

Post by Erik_Kowal » Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:11 am

"I'm thirsty as hell! There must be a bar round here somewhere!" -- Carrie Nation

"I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar". -- The person from Porlock

"I couldn't just sit there and watch those crooked Democrats win!" -- Richard Nixon

"I do have needs, you know!" -- The Pea Princess

"So who doesn't love Valentine's Day?" -- Al Capone

"There seems to be a problem with this recipe". -- King Alfred

"Whoa! This water's bloody strong!" -- Boris Yeltsin

"I'm sorry, my dear, I didn't recognise your face until afterwards". -- Don Juan

"I have to scrape by on a very modest pension of just £45,000 a month". -- Fred 'The Shred' Goodwin

"This is the wrong kind of water". -- Lady Macbeth

"Did anyone happen to notice where I put down my country?" -- Bashar al-Assad
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Re: Worst excuses ever

Post by tony h » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:28 pm

Erik_Kowal wrote:"Whoa! This water's bloody strong!"
said the wedding guests at Canaa.
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With the right context almost anything can sound appropriate.

Re: Worst excuses ever

Post by Erik_Kowal » Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:31 am

" 'Who's been... ?' Yeah, I get that a lot". -- Goldilocks

"My life is turning into one endless parade of pricks". -- Sleeping Beauty

"When God reached out his hand and offered me cocaine, well -- who was I to say no?" -- Diego Maradona

"Hey, I earned that title!" -- Ivan the Terrible

"Après moi, le silence... However will they manage after I've gone?" -- Florence Foster-Jenkins

"Basically, I'm a martyr to logistics". -- Pablo Escobar

"The Army wasn't paying me to do the right thing". -- Lieutenant William Calley

"I like to drive my shaft as hard as I can". -- Tiger Woods

"What part of 'My way or the highway!' does the President not understand?" -- Rep. Eric Cantor

"Don't worry fellas, they'll be no match for us!" -- General George Custer

"I could have sworn it was an orange". -- Eve
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Re: Worst excuses ever

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