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Challenge: Weight gain

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:05 am
by Erik_Kowal
A term to describe the situation when you return from a relaxing vacation and discover you're now bigger than the clothes in your wardrobe.

Re: Challenge: Weight gain

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:43 pm
by Bobinwales
What has actually happened is that your clothes have shrunk in the wardrobe. It is a problem I met very often after reaching 55. My waistcoats are particularly vunerable.

I call it shrink-age.

Re: Challenge: Weight gain

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:20 am
by Wizard of Oz
.. Erik one could be said to be exspanding ..

WoZ who also suffers from shrink-age

Re: Challenge: Weight gain

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:50 pm
by PhilHunt
Suffering from Holititus?

Re: Challenge: Weight gain

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:32 am
by Erik_Kowal
Discomfature.

Discomblobulation.

Umbilical hoard.

Adding thinsult to inchery.

Re: Challenge: Weight gain

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:04 am
by Edwin F Ashworth
post-vacatic stretch disorder

Re: Challenge: Weight gain

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:21 pm
by Phil White
Time to get yourself a dog

(from someone who is a full 10 kilos lighter after 3 months of dog ownership)

Re: Challenge: Weight gain

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:56 pm
by Erik_Kowal
Sheba, come!

That's amazing -- congratulations on acquiring such an effective exercise machine!

Re: Challenge: Weight gain

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:05 pm
by Phil White
I think much of it is the nervous energy expended on the beach waiting to see what "jumpee" she is going to lick to death today.

Re: Challenge: Weight gain

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:41 pm
by Erik_Kowal
In my opinion that makes you the jumpy one.

Re: Challenge: Weight gain

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:45 am
by Wizard of Oz
.. Phil with a bit of dog whispering you can always make sure that the lickee is THE attractive young thing wearing a lot less than normal .. interesting way to get to know people ..

WoZ throwing a bone in the ring

Re: Challenge: Weight gain

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:53 am
by Bobinwales
WoZ, can I remind you that Phil lives in England and it is March. A sexy young thing wearing a lot less than normal would have left her scarf and gloves off!

Re: Challenge: Weight gain

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:25 am
by Wizard of Oz
.. necks and wrists Bob .. necks and wrists .. I remember when duels were fought over lesser views of a woman's anatomy .. ok ok so I was thinking of at least a miniskirt .. do they still wear them ??? ..

WoZ checking FTV

Re: Challenge: Weight gain

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:28 pm
by Bobinwales
Wizard of Oz wrote:ok so I was thinking of at least a miniskirt .. do they still wear them ??? ..
Thankfully.