Tom Swifties

[Phil White]

"At last, I lose my virginity," thought Tom, in Hope.

[Ken Greenwald]

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This is a bit more than a Tom Swiftie phrase, but I thought it was in the spirit:

<2012 “Paula Broadwell, a Harvard researcher who co-wrote a biography of David Petraeus, is the woman with whom the retired four-star general had an affair, prompting his abrupt resignation on Friday as director of the CIA. . . Broadwell co-authored All In: The Education of General David Petraeus which was released in earlier this year. According to her website, she was embedded with the general in Afghanistan from July 2010 to July 2011 and was afforded extensive access by [[him] . . .”—Huffington.Post.com, 9 November>

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Ken – November 9, 2012

[Bobinwales]

"Keep your eye on the Bishop. I want to know when he makes his move", said the Inspector, obliquely.

[shaktivardhan]

Beautiful! Some of those are real knee-slappers. I like this friend

[Edwin F Ashworth]

How on earth did Tim Vine beat you into second place, Bob?

[Bobinwales]

We will never know Edwin!

I'm not reading through all these pages to see if this has been used before, but it is glorious:

“It keeps my hair in place,” said Alice with abandon.

[Wizard of Oz]

.. or Bob could it also be >>

“It keeps my hair in place,” said Alice with bow to the Queen."

WoZ with a ponytail

[egeszege]

Newton pondered the gravity of Albert’s statement. “He must be speaking in general terms” he theorized.