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Re: Tom Swifties

Post by Erik_Kowal » Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:17 am

"I am going to writing to contest organisers regarding twin chickens that I won," said Dr. Pinerjee incomprehensibly.
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Re: Tom Swifties

Post by Bobinwales » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:49 am

"?" puzzled Bob.
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Re: Tom Swifties

Post by Shelley » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:29 pm

I'll answer your question right after I fillet this flounder, said Shelley, definitively.
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Re: Tom Swifties

Post by Ken Greenwald » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:52 am

“Who will ever notice it’s not quite a Tom Swifty?” said Ken weaselly:

“We did all we could to save the patient’s buttocks following the freak amusement park accident, but in spite of our best efforts it ended disasterously,” the surgeon reported.
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Re: Tom Swifties

Post by Bobinwales » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:29 pm

“If one Native American woman sits on a hippopotamus, and two others sit on buffalo skins, then the squaw on the hippopotamus will be equal to the squaws on the other two hides”, theoremised Pythagoras.
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Re: Tom Swifties

Post by Ken Greenwald » Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:59 pm

“And, of course, we all know how to find the area of a circle, don't we,” the math instructor opined piously.
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Re: Tom Swifties

Post by trolley » Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:14 pm

"...or even two circles", he then added.
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Re: Tom Swifties

Post by Lanfear » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:21 pm

"Or four or five" Lanfear rounded off.
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Re: Tom Swifties

Post by PhilHunt » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:29 pm

"That's the third time we've dropped our organs", piped up the triplets.
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Re: Tom Swifties

Post by Edwin F Ashworth » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:46 am

"Are you sure we're on course for the North Pole?" enquired Peary huskily.
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Re: Tom Swifties

Post by Erik_Kowal » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:57 am

"There's just nobody recruiting these days" moaned the careers officer, employing her familiar whine.
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Re: Tom Swifties

Post by trolley » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:36 am

"Not a single person signed up" she sighed listlessly
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Re: Tom Swifties

Post by Wizard of Oz » Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:30 am

"We have plenty of Air Force recruits!" boasted the Squadron Leader bombastically.

WoZ in flight
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Re: Tom Swifties

Post by trolley » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:50 pm

"...but none of these sailors are stepping forward." he pointed out sternly.
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Re: Tom Swifties

Post by Edwin F Ashworth » Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:09 pm

"The King! The King!" shouted the horsemen cavalierly.
"We must stop fighting amongst ourselves," said the baron uncivilly.
"I've been demoted," he told me privately.
"The wedding is off!" she said unceremoniously.
"Who was the greatest West Indian all-rounder?" he asked soberly.
"Madeira is the most noble of the fortified wines," he claimed blandly.
"This was never made in Sheffield!" she asserted bluntly.
"They should never have got rid of the 11-Plus!" he said testily.
"NEVER mention Lewis Caroll in my presence!" she screamed frumiously.
"It seems to have gone completely out of my head," said Dumbledore pensively.
"Don't worry, I'll probably do the last movement when I get back from the pub," said Schubert inconclusively.
"I'm not a bully," he growled threateningly.
"Drop that beany!" he shouted menacingly.
"We have no missiles, and I don't know why they were fired!" claimed Comical Ali.
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