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Choosing the right word

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:35 pm
by Bobinwales
When I look at my life I think of all the years that have gone to waist.

Re: Choosing the right word

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:59 pm
by Bobinwales
I hate pornography. I don't even own a pornograph.
That one is not original, but I can't remember who first said it.

Re: Choosing the right word

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:09 pm
by Phil White
Something for the Brits:
"Someone should shoot Ian Hislop." "Yes, a small-bore rifle should do the job."

Re: Choosing the right word

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:42 am
by tony h
.. and for Tara Palmer-Tomkinson a double barrelled shotgun.

Re: Choosing the right word

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:47 am
by trolley
and for Pamela Anderson, a pair of 38's

Re: Choosing the right word

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:12 pm
by Lanfear
A shorn-off shotgun for Tommy Lee.

Re: Choosing the right word

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:24 am
by Wizard of Oz
.. a muzzle loader for Cesar Millan, the dog whisperer ..

WoZ

Re: Choosing the right word

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:40 am
by Erik_Kowal
For the Archbishop of Canterbury, a pair of cannons.

Re: Choosing the right word

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:26 am
by Wizard of Oz
.. a mortar to put paid to the Masons ..

WoZ of the secret handshake

Re: Choosing the right word

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:50 am
by Erik_Kowal
For Tiger Woods, a blunderbuss.

Re: Choosing the right word

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:50 pm
by Edwin F Ashworth
A revolver for political advisors.

Re: Choosing the right word

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:21 pm
by Erik_Kowal
For David Sarnoff, a sawn-off shotgun.

Re: Choosing the right word

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:21 am
by Wizard of Oz
.. a peashooter for the incontients of the world ..

WoZ in nappies

Re: Choosing the right word

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:22 pm
by Erik_Kowal
For Brigitte Bardot, a BB gun.

For Hester Prynne, an A-bomb.

For Marcel Marceau, any gun with a silencer.

For G W Bush, a dumdum.

Re: Choosing the right word

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:57 pm
by Edwin F Ashworth
For J Clarkson, the usual wheel-lock.
For Capt J T Spaulding, an elephant gun. Or is that an elephant with a gun?