Choosing the right word

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Choosing the right word

Post by Bobinwales » Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:35 pm

When I look at my life I think of all the years that have gone to waist.
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Re: Choosing the right word

Post by Bobinwales » Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:59 pm

I hate pornography. I don't even own a pornograph.
That one is not original, but I can't remember who first said it.
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Re: Choosing the right word

Post by Phil White » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:09 pm

Something for the Brits:
"Someone should shoot Ian Hislop." "Yes, a small-bore rifle should do the job."
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Non sum felix lepus

Re: Choosing the right word

Post by tony h » Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:42 am

.. and for Tara Palmer-Tomkinson a double barrelled shotgun.
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With the right context almost anything can sound appropriate.

Re: Choosing the right word

Post by trolley » Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:47 am

and for Pamela Anderson, a pair of 38's
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Re: Choosing the right word

Post by Lanfear » Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:12 pm

A shorn-off shotgun for Tommy Lee.
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Re: Choosing the right word

Post by Wizard of Oz » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:24 am

.. a muzzle loader for Cesar Millan, the dog whisperer ..

WoZ
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Re: Choosing the right word

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:40 am

For the Archbishop of Canterbury, a pair of cannons.
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Re: Choosing the right word

Post by Wizard of Oz » Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:26 am

.. a mortar to put paid to the Masons ..

WoZ of the secret handshake
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Post by Erik_Kowal » Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:50 am

For Tiger Woods, a blunderbuss.
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Post by Edwin F Ashworth » Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:50 pm

A revolver for political advisors.
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Post by Erik_Kowal » Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:21 pm

For David Sarnoff, a sawn-off shotgun.
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Re: Choosing the right word

Post by Wizard of Oz » Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:21 am

.. a peashooter for the incontients of the world ..

WoZ in nappies
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Re: Choosing the right word

Post by Erik_Kowal » Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:22 pm

For Brigitte Bardot, a BB gun.

For Hester Prynne, an A-bomb.

For Marcel Marceau, any gun with a silencer.

For G W Bush, a dumdum.
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Re: Choosing the right word

Post by Edwin F Ashworth » Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:57 pm

For J Clarkson, the usual wheel-lock.
For Capt J T Spaulding, an elephant gun. Or is that an elephant with a gun?
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