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slacktivism~ (stolen from friend Heather)~ half-assed support of a cause; like cpy and pasting your social website status or changing your profile pic, without making a real effort for change.
craptop~ a cheaply priced and similarly made computer.
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craptop~ a cheaply priced and similarly made computer.
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ESL = "English as a Second Language", not "English for Super-advanced obsessed Linguists who deal with the most extreme theoretical stuff that is so extreme and theoretical that in the end they don't even know what they are talking about and they lose their minds and they pull out knives and try to stab each other".
(from another website - I was only peeking, honest. Just looking up the three major approaches to collation. As you do.)
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(from another website - I was only peeking, honest. Just looking up the three major approaches to collation. As you do.)
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Sod it! I just bit my lip.
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in-former = your personal fitness trainer
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Infartuation -- The affection felt for one's own flatulence.
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A Favorite genre of the soccer mom, embracing the likes of " Fifty Shades of Grey " = fuction
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Posted pic on social networking site featuring the subject scantily clad =hofile pic
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Chardonnayfreude -- The pleasure obtained from giving someone else a glass of a particularly sour and nasty wine.
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.. Erik I wondered whether the word you gave the definition for was a real word or just one you had made-up .. a quick google gave the following ..
.. anyway as I only really like chardonnay as chablis or the very expensive West Australian chardonnays it is not something I use a lot .. then again I do like the alternative definitions ..
WoZ sipping pinot
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.. google asked me if I wanted to search for chardonnay freude and that is when you really need to be able to speak german .. but I did find ..Laughing when someone's just spilt their wine: chardonnayfreude.
Taking pleasure from the cheap and unimaginative wine on offer at a friend's lunch party.
Being pleased to see someone else get bad wine chardonnayfreude?
I take guilty pleasure in people ignorantly ordering third rate wines in restaurants. That's right, chardonnayfreude.
.. or for the bilingual amongst us >> Vielleicht bist Du ja doch ein verkappter Chardonnayfreud.
.. so i suppose that in german it means the joy or happiness in drinking chardonnay ???Freude f (genitive Freude, plural Freuden)
joy, happiness
.. anyway as I only really like chardonnay as chablis or the very expensive West Australian chardonnays it is not something I use a lot .. then again I do like the alternative definitions ..
WoZ sipping pinot
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WoZ, I was punning on Schadenfreude, an established loan word taken from German which means 'the pleasure taken in someone else's misfortunes'. ('Gloating' or 'malicious satisfaction' are probably the closest English alternatives.) The German word combines the Freude element you described with Schaden, meaning 'damage'.
It appears from your Web search that a few other people have previously thought of the same joke; however, there is no good reason for anyone to derive malicious pleasure from that fact. ;-)
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It appears from your Web search that a few other people have previously thought of the same joke; however, there is no good reason for anyone to derive malicious pleasure from that fact. ;-)
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Sequoiatrist -- An expert in the particular problems that affect redwood trees.
Conucopia -- A (possibly) mythical paradise for scammers.
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Conucopia -- A (possibly) mythical paradise for scammers.
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Cornutopia -- A (hopefully real) inferno for those who make poor puns to enjoy each other's company in.
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aaa
Pisstemology - - That branch of philosophy that investigates the origin and nature of urine.
Assteroid - - An orbiting body with a hole in it.
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Pisstemology - - That branch of philosophy that investigates the origin and nature of urine.
Assteroid - - An orbiting body with a hole in it.
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Empressionist -- A type of drama queen.
Aridan -- A bad-tempered bore.
Utanmeringue -- A kind of sugary dessert popular in Borneo.
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Aridan -- A bad-tempered bore.
Utanmeringue -- A kind of sugary dessert popular in Borneo.
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Shebath - a generic term for all types of standing water.
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