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PhilHunt
Joined: Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:39 am Posts: 1075 Location: Italy
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 Re: Twisted definitions
Posted on: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:05 pm
Along the lines of Erik's Grailway.
Idle Worship - Idolatry for the lazy
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Erik_Kowal
Joined: Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:28 pm Posts: 4453 Location: USA
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 Re: Twisted definitions
Posted on: Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:26 am
Loiterature - The merchandise that airport bookshops pacify you with during a 4-hour layover.
Avomination - A cat's infuriating habit of throwing up all over your freshly-cleaned carpets.
Orchasm - The discrepancy between a romantic fantasy and the disappointing reality.
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Phil White
Joined: Sat Jan 01, 2005 12:24 pm Posts: 1973 Location: Merseyside
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 Re: Twisted definitions
Posted on: Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:45 am
bawdlerize - To gratuitously insert obscenities and lewd descriptions into classical literature in order to spice it up for modern schoolchildren.
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Erik_Kowal
Joined: Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:28 pm Posts: 4453 Location: USA
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 Re: Twisted definitions
Posted on: Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:22 am
Very nice, Phil.
But the little blighters will download the bawdlerized classics to their iPhones only after they have finished sexting each other during English; some of them may do so before the main part of the class spurts off to the local park for a spot of après-school dogging.
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Erik_Kowal
Joined: Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:28 pm Posts: 4453 Location: USA
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 Re: Twisted definitions
Posted on: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:32 am
Blablacadabra – The jargon of magicians.
Ankhlave – A camp established by Egyptian archaeologists.
Whingeing streak – What the majority of Britain’s population is permanently on.
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Erik_Kowal
Joined: Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:28 pm Posts: 4453 Location: USA
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 Re: Twisted definitions
Posted on: Tue May 05, 2009 9:49 am
Arlington Specter – Name given to a doughty old warrior who stages an unexpected return from near-oblivion.
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Shelley
Joined: Thu May 05, 2005 6:54 pm Posts: 1771 Location: New York, NY
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 Re: Twisted definitions
Posted on: Thu May 07, 2009 10:25 pm
Erik_Kowal wrote: Whingeing . . . How do you pronounce this word, Erik? Does "whinge" rhyme with "wine", "wing" or "hinge"?
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Erik_Kowal
Joined: Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:28 pm Posts: 4453 Location: USA
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 Re: Twisted definitions
Posted on: Thu May 07, 2009 11:22 pm
Hinge.
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Edwin F Ashworth
Joined: Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:30 pm Posts: 408
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 Re: Twisted definitions
Posted on: Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:23 pm
Shelley - haven't you seen Harry Potter? (I heard there was one person, but I thought they lived in Albania.) (I hate s/he.) Sveltering - losing those extra pounds in the sauna.
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trolley
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:15 pm Posts: 1067 Location: Victoria, B.C.
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Posted on: Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:42 pm
Alliterate (ā-lĭt-ər-ĭt) Having the ability to read and write but choosing not to.
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Shelley
Joined: Thu May 05, 2005 6:54 pm Posts: 1771 Location: New York, NY
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 Re: Twisted definitions
Posted on: Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:48 pm
Edwin, of course I've read and seen all of Harry Potter. "Whingeing" flew under my radar, I guess.
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Erik_Kowal
Joined: Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:28 pm Posts: 4453 Location: USA
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 Re: Twisted definitions
Posted on: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:31 pm
Cwmera -- A photogenically grotesque but obedient monster of the Welsh valleys.
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Edwin F Ashworth
Joined: Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:30 pm Posts: 408
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Posted on: Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:09 am
Shelley - is radar a type of Muggle sneakoscope? In homage to Erik: Cwm-hither : the Welsh Tourist Board Icelandair : mirbane
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Erik_Kowal
Joined: Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:28 pm Posts: 4453 Location: USA
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 Re: Twisted definitions
Posted on: Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:43 am
When someone comes whingeing their way towards you, expect negative lift.
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Edwin F Ashworth
Joined: Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:30 pm Posts: 408
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 Re: Twisted definitions
Posted on: Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:12 pm
The Last Night of the Poms isn't over till the Fat Lady whinges.
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