A whiter shade of pale

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A whiter shade of pale

Post by Laurent2022 » Sun Dec 05, 2021 1:38 pm

A taxi driver is carrying a passenger seated at the rear of the car.
Except the hum of the engine, the silence prevails.

At a point, the customer leans forward and gently taps on the taximan's shoulder.

In less than one second, the driver screams, jumps, and stands up on the brake.

Both are a bit shaken: the driver turns round and, seeing his extremely pale face, the customer says: "I'm sorry, but what happened? I just wanted to tell you something about the road".

The taxi replies: "well you know, it's my first day as a taxi driver... all my lifetime before, I've been driving a hearse".

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