Excuses, excuses...

[Erik_Kowal]

A speeding businessman tried to outrun a cop. He soon came to his senses and stopped. The cop said, “Look, I’m just going off duty. If you can give me an excuse I haven’t heard before, I’ll forget about it.”

“It’s like this, officer. Last week, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a nice night, sir.”