A young naval officer was doing his physical workout on deck when an old seadog of Scots descent stepped out of the bridge to light his pipe in the fresh air.
Observing the effort and speed which the other fellow was putting into his press-ups, he tapped the youngster on the shoulder and said, “I think yer wee lassie’s gone home”.
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