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Limerick-rolling

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:10 pm
by Erik_Kowal
There once was a bard from Hong Kong
Who thought limericks went on too long.

Re: Limerick-rolling

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 10:51 pm
by Bobinwales
That is brilliant.

Re: Limerick-rolling

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:38 pm
by Erik_Kowal
:D

I once knew a man from Baku
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

Re: Limerick-rolling

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2020 6:57 pm
by Bobinwales
There was a man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When they told him so
He said "Yes I Know!
But I try to get as many words into the very last line as I can."

Re: Limerick-rolling

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:03 pm
by Erik_Kowal
There was a young man
From Cork who got limericks
And haikus confused.

Re: Limerick-rolling

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 11:05 pm
by Erik_Kowal
Townsfolk need to abbreviate in
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn-
drobwllllantysilio-
gogogoch, but will go
The whole hog when the spring tours begin.

Re: Limerick-rolling

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:03 am
by Bobinwales
There was an old woman from Slough
Who developed a terrible cough.
So she drank half a pint
Of warm honey and mint,
But sadly, she didn’t pull through.