Today, I met a fairy who granted me a single wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine!" I exclaimed. "Then I want to die after the Browns win the Superbowl!"
"You crafty bastard!" said the fairy.
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