How to live forever

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How to live forever

Post by Erik_Kowal » Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:25 am

Today, I met a fairy who granted me a single wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine!" I exclaimed. "Then I want to die after the Browns win the Superbowl!"

"You crafty bastard!" said the fairy.
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Re: How to live forever

Post by tony h » Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:36 am

... and there was I thinking this would be about mid-term elections. :D
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