A pair of newlyweds set up home together.
Before long, the husband noticed that whenever his bride took meat from out of the freezer to thaw, she’d put it on a plate in the sink, then cover it with the dishrack. He kept asking what the reason for the rack was, but all he could get out of his wife was that her mother had always done it.
Finally, the husband couldn’t take it any more, and made his wife call her mother to ask about the dishrack.
“Why? Because we had cats, dear.”
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