A bloke in the pub told me that he had apologised to his wife confessing that he was sorry for treating her really badly recently and asked how could he make it up to her.
She told him that he could take her to the cinema that evening.
He said that he most certainly would, but couldn’t understand her reaction when he offered to pick her up afterwards.
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