I was on the beach the other day with my friend Dave. He found a bottle and opened it. To our surprise a genie popped out.
The conversation between them went like this.
Genie:- You can have two wishes.
Dave:- I wish I was rich.
Genie:- Granted. What's your second wish?
Rich:- Sigh... I want lots of money.
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