I was going to post this is "Usage" but thought it might be safer here as a piece of whimsy.
WARNING: this post is meant humorously and without any personal comment on anyone who may be called Melania Trump.
Now, my wife commented that Melania may well have the same root as melanin and that as, in England Trump can mean fart (break wind), the name Melania Trump might mean Brown Fart and that was an unfortunate name for anyone.
A companion then commented that Mrs Trump also has the title of First Lady Of The United States which suffers from the acronym FLOTUS. Which sounds exactly like the local pronunciation of flatus which, also, means gastric wind.
Either way she seemed a likely candidate for the face of Immodium. https://www.imodium.co.uk/
PS You also find many medical notes that spell flatus as flotus.
We've created this area in the hope of seeing material ranging from some well-told (or well retold) jokes to original writing with a humorous slant, or anything else that might appeal to the kind of person who enjoys playing with words more than people. That probably means someone like yourself. N.B. -- Postings preceded by ** contain some sexual or risqué content. (Makes them easier to find.)
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