Medical progress

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Medical progress

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:01 am

It was break time. Four doctors were sitting at the same table in the hospital canteen.

The English doctor bragged, “We're so smart, we can transplant a heart into someone and have them functioning properly again in just a few months!”

The German doctor replied, “That's nothing. Our country is so advanced that we can replace a man’s entire backbone, and in a few weeks he's able to walk again!”

The Russian doctor interrupted them. “My country is better than both of yours. My last patient needed a complete brain transplant, and after a few days he was able to both walk AND find a job.”

The American doctor retorted, “We're the cleverest nation of all. We treated a man with no heart, no backbone and no brains, and overnight he became our president!”
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