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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:33 pm
by Erik_Kowal
The Buddha was at a hot-dog stall.

"Make me one with everything."

The vendor handed the Buddha the hot dog he'd assembled — the bun, the dog, fried onion, ketchup, mustard, chili peppers — and said, "That'll be $4.50."

The Buddha tendered a $5 bill. The vendor put it away and started tidying his stand. The Buddha stood there with his hot dog, gazing at him.

"Can I help you?"

"I'm waiting for change!"

The vendor smiled.

"Change... Change comes from within."