Semi-aquatics

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Semi-aquatics

Post by Bobinwales » Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:21 pm

A man went into bar carrying a small cage. He put the cage on the bar and ordered a pint.
The barman pulled the beer and asked, “What’s in the cage?”
The man told him that it was his pet newt. “A newt!”, said the barman, “And does it have a name?”
“Yes”, said the man, “His name is Tiny”.
The barman remarked on the unusual name, but the man told him, “What else would I call him? He is my newt”.
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Signature: All those years gone to waist!
Bob in Wales

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Post by Erik_Kowal » Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:03 pm

Mrs Gingrich has stated, "When he was small, my Newt went to a minuscule".
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Post by BonnieL » Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:15 pm

I'm slow this morning - had to say it out loud before I got it.
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