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Last night I felt decided to treat myself to a drop of whisky, so I set off on my bicycle to the off-licence to get a half bottle to keep me company. As I was riding back with the bottle balancing on the handlebars I realised how dangerous this was. The bottle could fall off and break, which would leave shards on the road which could either puncture tyres or, worse still, people. I decided that the best thing I could do would be to sit down at the side of the road and drink it dry. So I did. It was just as well that I did too because I fell off my bike six times by the time I got home. Just imagine the damage that I could have done.ACCESS_POST_ACTIONS
Signature: All those years gone to waist!
Bob in Wales