A fellow was telling his doctor about his back pain. The doc said, "When my back hurts, I get into a hot shower with my wife and get her to give me a good rubdown. I think you should try that too!"
Next week, the patient returned. "Your idea really worked!" he exclaimed. "By the way, you have a really nice house!"
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