A woman has her priest over for dinner. During the meal her guest can't help noticing that his host's parrot, Polly, is surprisingly foul-mouthed. So he offers to put the bird with his own parrots, Peter and Paul, which only recite prayers.
As soon as Polly meets the priest's birds, she says, "Well, hello boys! Are you ready for some fun?" Paul says, "Praise Jesus! Our prayers are answered!"
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