A guy goes skinny-dipping in a country pond. The local gang of brats steals his clothes, but leaves his hat.
Holding the hat over his member, the fellow walks down the nearby road and up to a farmhouse to seek assistance.
A woman is sitting on the porch, reading. When she notices him, she bursts out laughing.
The man remarks, "If you were a lady, you wouldn't laugh."
She replies, "If you were a gentleman, you'd tip your hat."
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