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The Confessional

Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:13 pm
by Bobinwales
One day an eighty-year-old man went into the confessional of a small Catholic church.
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When prompted by the priest he said, “Well Father, yesterday I met three air hostesses in a pub. We hit it off really well and went back to my house, and I made love with all three until the early hours. We fell asleep and made love again before and after breakfast. Then they went to work”.
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“I see”, said the priest. “When was your last confession?”
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The answer came, “I've never been to confession before. I'm Jewish”.
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The astonished priest asked, “If you're not a Catholic, why are you telling me about this?”
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“FATHER. I’M TELLING EVERYONE!”