Italian Chef

[trolley]

The Italian Chef

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
Here today, gone tomato.
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
You never sausage a tragic thing.
It’s such a shame good people have to die fusilli reasons.
It was a farfalle from grace.

[Phil White]

I was rather hoping that a spring clean of the site would raise the standard of wit and banter...

That hurt. I shall pass it on immediately.

[BonnieL]

I was rather hoping that a spring clean of the site would raise the standard of wit and banter...

That hurt. I shall pass it on immediately.

Me, too!

[trolley]

I just heard that he had no life insurance. The poor wife was left without a penne...

[Bobinwales]

You know that I will have to steal that don't you?

[Wizard of Oz]

You're a Welsh chef Bob.

When the Welsh chef died all his mates faggot to go because they were on a pub cawl.

WoZ on the pub cawl.

[Bobinwales]

Best define "faggot" for people who speak US English.
A faggot is a bundle of sticks that is burned for warmth and in WoZ's usage. a quite delicious savoury meat dish.
http://www.bodnant-welshfood.co.uk/wels ... 2337/.html
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It is worth pointing out that one of the thinnest books in the world is "The Complete Welsh Cookbook"!