Italian Chef

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Italian Chef

Post by trolley » Sat Aug 05, 2017 5:41 pm

The Italian Chef

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
Here today, gone tomato.
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
You never sausage a tragic thing.
It’s such a shame good people have to die fusilli reasons.
It was a farfalle from grace.
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Re: Italian Chef

Post by Phil White » Sat Aug 05, 2017 6:43 pm

I was rather hoping that a spring clean of the site would raise the standard of wit and banter...

That hurt. I shall pass it on immediately.
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Re: Italian Chef

Post by BonnieL » Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:32 pm

Phil White wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 05, 2017 6:43 pm
 I was rather hoping that a spring clean of the site would raise the standard of wit and banter...

That hurt. I shall pass it on immediately.
Me, too! :lol:
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Re: Italian Chef

Post by trolley » Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:52 pm

I just heard that he had no life insurance. The poor wife was left without a penne...
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Re: Italian Chef

Post by Bobinwales » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:12 am

You know that I will have to steal that don't you?
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Re: Italian Chef

Post by Wizard of Oz » Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:36 pm

You're a Welsh chef Bob.

When the Welsh chef died all his mates faggot to go because they were on a pub cawl.

WoZ on the pub cawl.
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Re: Italian Chef

Post by Bobinwales » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:05 pm

Best define "faggot" for people who speak US English.
A faggot is a bundle of sticks that is burned for warmth and in WoZ's usage. a quite delicious savoury meat dish.
http://www.bodnant-welshfood.co.uk/wels ... 2337/.html
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It is worth pointing out that one of the thinnest books in the world is "The Complete Welsh Cookbook"!
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