Headlines on the death of Fidel Castro

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Headlines on the death of Fidel Castro

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sat Nov 26, 2016 5:13 pm

End of an Habanero.
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In death, Fidel turns infidel.
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CIA loses race with old age in Cuba.
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Cigar-loving Fidel goes up in final smoke.
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Playboy magazine article: Inside Fidel's sex den.
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Castro thumbs nose at Washington, turns up toes.
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Prior to relinquishing power, Castro oils succession.
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Trump: Castro's death "his final admission of failure".
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Targeting Trump, US Special Forces kill Castro by mistake.
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Raul Castro: Cuba to tighten cigar embargo against Bill Clinton.
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TMZ: Ex-wives stress Cuban ex-leader's infidelity was notorious.
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Obituary by Bill Clinton: Fidel's lifetime of wasted opportunities.
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Defiant Fidel will continue anti-US struggle from afterlife, RT reports.
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Dying words: Castro says America may be close, but "No cigar for you!"
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US Surgeon-General: Death of Castro "proves smoking is not a good idea".
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Cuban leader thwarts US authorities by dying prior to planned assassination.
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Scheduling conflict forces Fidel Castro to cancel US lecture tour last-minute.
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National Enquirer: Castro, Khrushchev set to nuke US from afterlife; CIA "preparing countermeasures".
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Buena Vista Social Club: Unexpected death of Fidel Castro aged only 90 is "a bolt from the blue" for Cubans.
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Raul Castro: "Finally, now I can watch American TV without having to fight with Fidel for control of the zapper".
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Joint Trump/Obama communiqué: "Castro's unassisted death is an indictment of the US's lackluster strategy of hegemonic vengeance".
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