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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 7:48 pm
by Erik_Kowal
A policeman stops a speeding car. The driver passes a $100 bill to the police officer, who takes it and lets the driver go. This scenario takes place every day for two weeks: the policeman stops the car, then the driver gives him $100 and continues on his way.

One day, the driver fails to show up. Likewise the next day, and the next.

The cop starts to get concerned.

After a week of absence, the driver reappears, and the policeman is relieved. As usual, the car driver pulls out $100 for the policeman. The officer says: "Before I take your money, tell me, where were you last week?"

"I was on vacation."

"What!! On MY money!?"