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Have you heard the good news?

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:39 am
by Erik_Kowal
This joke comes via the stand-up comedian Amy Schumer as related in her memoir The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo.
This old woman on the subway asked me, "Have you heard the good news?" She was trying to save me.

I said, "Ma'am, I'm so sorry. My people are Jewish."

She said, "That's okay, your people just haven't found Jesus yet."

I said, "No, we found him. Maybe you haven't heard the bad news."