Have you heard the good news?

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Have you heard the good news?

Post by Erik_Kowal » Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:39 am

This joke comes via the stand-up comedian Amy Schumer as related in her memoir The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo.
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This old woman on the subway asked me, "Have you heard the good news?" She was trying to save me.

I said, "Ma'am, I'm so sorry. My people are Jewish."

She said, "That's okay, your people just haven't found Jesus yet."

I said, "No, we found him. Maybe you haven't heard the bad news."
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