We've created this area in the hope of seeing material ranging from some well-told (or well retold) jokes to original writing with a humorous slant, or anything else that might appeal to the kind of person who enjoys playing with words more than people. That probably means someone like yourself. N.B. -- Postings preceded by ** contain some sexual or risqué content. (Makes them easier to find.)
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Wizard of Oz
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by Wizard of Oz » Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:20 am
This is a bit naughty.
After having sex with Kylie Minogue yesterday, there are two things you need to know. She really is as sexy as hell, and secondly, the staff at Madam Tussaud's are miserable bastards with no sense of humour!
WoZ waxing lyrical
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Bobinwales
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by Bobinwales » Tue Mar 01, 2016 4:33 pm
I'm stealing that!
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by Wizard of Oz » Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:37 pm
And Bob depending upon the audience you can make it whomever you like.
WoZ fancying Marilyn Monroe
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by Bobinwales » Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:15 am
I did use the joke, as you knew I would. My friend thought that I should be so lucky!
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by Laurent2022 » Fri Nov 26, 2021 5:01 pm
"with no sense of humour!"
Why ? Was he given whacks ?
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