Wordwizard

This is a bit naughty.

After having sex with Kylie Minogue yesterday, there are two things you need to know. She really is as sexy as hell, and secondly, the staff at Madam Tussaud's are miserable bastards with no sense of humour!

WoZ waxing lyrical

I'm stealing that!

And Bob depending upon the audience you can make it whomever you like.

WoZ fancying Marilyn Monroe

I did use the joke, as you knew I would. My friend thought that I should be so lucky!

"with no sense of humour!"

Why ? Was he given whacks ?