The nurse told the parents of a newborn, "You have a cute baby."
The husband beamed. "I bet you say that to all the new parents!"
"No," replied the nurse, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking."
"So what d'you say to the rest of them?"
"That kid looks just like you!"
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